Cake.

So I wrote this post a couple days ago and it disappeared! Here's pretty much what it said:

You know the saying, "You can't have your cake and eat it to?" Makes zero sense. If it's MY cake, I sure as hell better be able to eat it, right?

So I am officially (in my own world) changing the saying to: "You can't have two pieces of cake."

Glad I got that sorted out.