Drowning in a Lake of Coins

I worked at Starbucks for about 3 years, and sometimes I start to miss it, then I read this old blog of mine I posted on myspace a long time ago to cure myself. And pardon the language, I sure did swear a lot back then! Either that or I was just really fed up with my job =]



Saturday, June 07, 2008

"Drowning in a lake of coins."
Current mood: ready to strangle some bitches.

I said i wouldn't post a blog complaining about stupid people who come to starbucks...but alas...

I'm SO sick of stupid bitches completely ignoring me as they're paying me at the drive thru window. They're either talking on their expensive phone or talking to the person next to them and sometimes won't even LOOK at me let alone talk to me or, heaven forbid, say "thank you...i know i'm a fucking whore, so thank you for tolerating me." Like, if you're gonna be a bitch to me at least order your drink right so you don't look like an ignorant snob. Just a normal snob. But no...you have to order like you just walked out of a barn don't you?

"Um can i get like...a care-a-mel frappacino with like extra extra care-a-mel inside the cup and double the whipped cream?"

"What size?"

"Umm....the big one? Vente? Venti? Whatever the big one is? With extra care-a-mel and double the whipped cream."

"So you want a venti caramel frappacino with extra caramel? We can't really do extra whipped cream because you already have a venti size...we don't make bigger lids for extra whipped cream."

"Ok, just with extra care-a-mel then."

"Ok you're total is $4.30 we'll see you at the window."

"Extra care-a-mel right?"

"Yup see you at th-" (cut off because she drove away before i could finish my DAMN sentence.)

Then i see the idiot at the window and she just holds out her money before i even OPEN the window! Then i have to reach out 4 feet because her dumb ass can't drive to save her life. Poor girl in her Lexus...she just can't seem to turn and pull up next to the window...sad. and wait...oh wait...whats that?! You want to pay me in change?! Oh my god i would LOVE to take your billion pennies off your hand for you! NOT. I would NOT like this but i'm going to pretend i love it. And i'm ALSO going to pretend that i love when you don't look at me and rip your drink from my hands and drive off without saying thank you. MMMmmm thats the BEST!

gah!

/rant